April 2009
Okay people, if the swine flu made people turn into Zombies. How long do you think you would survive?
serious question is serious
I would be one of the first casualties.
one week tops. definitely.
“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. ”
—(via morganmartinez)
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“Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect, if he’d have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died! They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, whadup?” And Jesus would probably be like, “Whadup?! I died yesterday.” And then they’d be all, “Uhhh, you look pretty alive to me dude.” And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like, “Okayyy, whatever you say bro.” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday, everybody’s busy! Doing chores, working the loom, trimming their beards! No. He waits the exact right number of days: three. Plus, it’s Sunday! So everyone is in church already! They’re all in there, “Oh no, Jesus is dead.” Then BAM, he bursts in the backdoor, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched—and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus want us to wait. True story.”
—Barney Stinson, on how Jesus invented the three-day rule
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I’ll never stop liking this song, and I don’t even know where I discovered it.The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by The Postal Service.
This is sad. D: kind of reminds me of JT LeRoyomg. this made me sick, and i cried. :((((
that is horrible :/
oh. shit. this is terrible. it made me cry :/
omg, this is horrible. D:
I LOVE THIS :))
there are only ten times in history the ‘f’ word has been acceptable for use;
10. “What the fuck was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Where did all those fucking Indians come from?” - Custer, 1877
8. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938
7. “It does fucking so look like her!” - Picasso, 1926
6. “How the fuck did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the fuck are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered fucking showers…my ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?” - Bill Clinton, 1999
1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this fucking mad.” - Osama bin Laden, November 2001
In denial
HE’S THE KID FROM STUART LITTLE??!?!!? that cute kid!?!?!? :-o :-o
Stuart Little. Jerry Maguire. Those two movies would not have been as priceless if it weren’t for that little boy up there. Imagine this: if it had been the boy in the second picture playing the cute kid, it would just be aimless stupidity on all levels. Imagine the teenage Jonathan going “the human brain weighs 8 pounds”. Not only would no one care, it just wouldn’t be the right thing to say at that age. Instead of me going “aww, cute.” Now I feel like this kid should’ve just stayed little forever. He looks like a total dumbo here. Tight fitting shirts, the awkward smile, the wide face and the hairstyle fail. It’s a fail just cause it looks stupid. It shouldn’t even have been there. Why do you let this creature out of its cage looking like this?? I know he isn’t exactly that bad looking but trust me, this picture just covers up his body. The body in itself is very buff. You should try looking it up on google. Very big body, it makes his head look like a button. Not only is it disgusting to look at, I don’t think it would be appropriate to put on this family oriented blog.
I can’t believe that’s the same cute kid from Stuart Little. I agree, he should’ve stayed little forever.
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If you don’t have Adblock Plus installed on your Firefox, you might as well be using IE instead. :-/Also known as the best Firefox Add-on ever.
If you’re using Firefox as your web browser and you do not have this installed, then it’s about time you get it. You’re also probably the same person who hasn’t gotten into utilizing the search bar installed into Firefox yet. So, this useless post commands you to:
- Install Adblock Plus
- Use that search bar on the upper-right hand corner of your browser, it saves you a lot of time, so plz.
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“A girl I once caught reading Fahrenheit 451 over my shoulder on the subway confessed: “You know, I’m an English lit major, but I’ve never loved any books like the ones I loved when I was 12 years old.” I fell slightly in love with her when she said that. It was so frank and uncool, and undeniably true.”
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When Books Could Change Your Life (via victoryblues) (via pretty-bird) (via 52hearts) (via letterboxlove)
I truly do love this book. <3
(via mzmehshell)
(via cowgirlblues)
(via audiogasm)
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Sex isn't part of growing up if all you want is the experience.
(via thenegativecreep)
i don’t get this?
What I got from it is: If you want to have sex, only because you’d like to experience it…to know “what it feels like”
but, who you have sex with, the relationship you have with that person and the circumstances under which you’ll have sex doesn’t really matter…
Then your having sex isn’t part of your growing up. It isn’t part of you being mature, or maturing.
I may be wrong, but that is how I interpreted it.
“i was getting ready to be a threat
i was getting set for my accidental suicide
the kind where no one dies, no one looks too surprised
and then you, then you realize that you’re riding on the para-success
of a heavy-handed metaphor
and a feeling like you’ve been here before” —andrew bird (via merricat)
i was getting set for my accidental suicide
the kind where no one dies, no one looks too surprised
and then you, then you realize that you’re riding on the para-success
of a heavy-handed metaphor
and a feeling like you’ve been here before” —andrew bird (via merricat)
