October 2011
LOL SO I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS 3 GUYS 1 HAMMER VIDEO
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That awkward moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you make faces that go along with what you're thinking
And people just look at you like
“Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! Once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.”
—Milan Kundera, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting (via serialstranger)
“I discovered that my obsession for having each thing in the right place, each subject at the right time, each word in the right style, was not the well-deserved reward of an ordered mind but just the opposite: a complete system of pretense invented by me to hide the disorder of my nature. I discovered that I am not disciplined out of virtue but as a reaction to my negligence, that I appear generous in order to conceal my meanness, that I pass myself off as prudent because I am evil-minded, that I am conciliatory in order not to succumb to my repressed rage, that I am punctual only to hide how little I care about other people’s time. I learned, in short, that love is not a condition of the spirit but a sign of the zodiac.”
—Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Memories of My Melancholy Whores)
