February 2012
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1612th:
texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-6 business days
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– Unknown (via youngfolksociety)
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For women, heart attacks look different. →
distractedbyshinyobjects:
Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:
I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and consequently don’t get the fast care that is vital for heart attack survival - is the reason heart disease is the #1 killer in women. Women statistically take better care of themselves health-wise, than men do. Women...
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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“Great writers, I discovered, were not to be bowed down before and worshipped,...”
– Stephen Fry, January 28 2012, The Times, extracted from The Library Book, out this month. (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
