June 2012
Reblog if you're a celebrity and you are just...
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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
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raphmike:
That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
#I just called up an agency place and it was very serious and somber #and i even wrote down a script and questions to ask so that I’m prepared #and a pad and pen in hand #I AM READY I TOLD MYSELF AS I DIALLED UP THE NUMBER
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lotms:
three years ago today everyone suddenly became michael jackson fans
“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan. (via goldenstories)
firelordazula:
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2’
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steampoweredrocket:
SCREAMING
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How to determine who to unfriend on facebook →
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zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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